Aeons ago, in internet years that is, when the internet was still young, there was a being that dwell in the Kingdom of IRC, more specifically, the PTNet.
There he started to take form, and annoying lots of people, but there was something peculiar, this particular being couldn't decide what form to take, changed his form constantly. Eventually he took the name DNA, meaning that, having full control over his DNA he could shape-shift into whatever he wanted.

Eventually he moves out from IRC, he moved to the still developing, but more advanced city of MSN, here, after a while of trial and error in terms of form, he decided to take the shape of a piggy, for a while. It was a moderate success with the ladies, being that piggy was quite cute.

But, alas, DNA was not satisfied and soon grew bored of this form, and changed to a new form, Confucius! In this form DNA gave lots of advice to people, granted it was completely useless and silly advice, but it was advice nonetheless!

And then, another transformation! A Panda, he thought, why not? That's ought to be fun, right? Well, it was for a while, but DNA realized too late that his shape-shifting powers stopped working. And now DNA was doomed, stuck in panda form, for an unknown period of time, possibly forever...

But! What's this? A glimpse of hope? The powers seemed to return, but only for a while, he tried to change into a penguin and the result was the horrible abortion that is the Panduin, half penguin, half panda. Luckily no one has ever seen this form... YET!

But now.. the powers have returned again! For a bit at least, he managed to change into a Koala! Unfortunately he still has panda colours...

It will be hard for everyone who knows him as a panda to acknowledge him as a koala, but with time.. there's hope! And who knows what the future reserves, maybe DNA will be able to change to a form that isn't so... small. ._.

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In other news! I'm gonna be at that convention thingy in London tomorrow! Yay!